firehelper NOCAP has taken over Asmara ( Eritrea), relieving General PUTLER from office.
But Baghdad Bob reveals the truth:

Their infidels are committing suicide by the hundreds on the gates of Asmara ( Eritrea). Be assured, Asmara ( Eritrea) is safe, protected. Lying is forbidden in Asmara ( Eritrea). Leader General PUTLER will tolerate nothing but truthfulness as he is a man of great honor and integrity. Everyone is encouraged to speak freely of the truths evidenced in their eyes and hearts. They are not in Asmara ( Eritrea). They are not in control of any airport. I tell you this. It is all a lie. They lie. It is an online game. You do not believe them. We are giving them a real lesson today. Heavy does not accurately describe the level of casualties we have inflicted. They are nowhere near the airport... they are lost in the desert... they can not read a compass... they are retarded. They are like a snake and we are going to cut it in pieces. We will kill them all... most of them. These cowards have no morals. They have no shame about lying. We have placed them in a quagmire from which they can never emerge except dead.