Simo Häyhä has taken over Bangladesh, relieving Dr. Samuel J. Lumis from presidency.
But Baghdad Bob reveals the truth:

Please, please! The are relying on what I called yesterday a desperate and stupid method. We made them drink poison last night and Dr. Samuel J. Lumis and his great forces gave the a lesson which will not be forgotten by history. Truly. troops are most welcome. We will butcher them. I triple guarantee you, there are no soldiers in Dhaka ( Bangladesh). Let the infidels bask in their illusion. Now even the command is under siege. We are hitting it from the north, east, south and west. We chase them here and they chase us there. But at the end we are the people who are laying siege to them. And it is not them who are besieging us. The press is all about lies! All they tell is lies, lies and more lies! The , they always depend on a method what I call... stupid, silly. All I ask is check yourself. Do not in fact repeat their lies. We are not afraid of the . Allah has condemned them. They are stupid. They are stupid... and they are condemned. Who are in control, are not in control of anything - they do not even control themselves! I blame Al-Jazeera - they are marketing for the ! Our initial assessment is that will all die. There are no infidels in Dhaka ( Bangladesh). Never!

(Battle report)